“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.”- Samuel Butler  

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”

– Anne Tyler

“The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.”

– Daniel Pinkwater